The Machu Picchu Mnemonic Contest

contest-machu-picchu-signEach month, 1,500,000 people search the internet using the term “Machu Picchu.” Thanks to search engine auto-corrections, the hordes of people that misspell Machu Picchu still find what they’re looking for (unless they really mess it up).

Still, web search stats reveal a bleak situation — one that would horrify English professors, leave stuffy historians aghast and irk literary pedants across the globe.

How to Spell Machu Picchu

Using the Google AdWords Keyword Tool, we can see monthly stats for various Machu Picchu spelling attempts (approximate 12-month average):

machu picchu: 1,500,000 (correct)

machu pichu: 1,220,000 (used in some old textbooks, so passable)

macchu piccu: 22,200

matchu pitchu: 18,100 (‘T’ fetish)

machu picu: 4,400

mucho pecho: 4,400 (“much breast”? — well, this is the internet)

macho picho: 3,600 (in the Peruvian jungle, that would be a strange and vulgar thing to say)

manchu picchu: 2,900 (Fu Manchu is to blame for that one)

macho pecho: 1,600  (?)

mucho picchu: 720 (more than enough, it’s true)

monte picchu: 720 (sophisticated)

machuu pichuu: 590 (you have to shout that one from the top of Huayna Picchu)

macho pico: 590 (hmmm…)

mucho picho: 170 (also vulgar in the jungle)

mashu pishu: 110 (drunk web surfing)

machoo pichoo: 22 (that’s the noise the Hiram Bingham Train makes)

We Need a Machu Picchu Mnemonic

What we need is a Machu Picchu mnemonic. You know, something like:

  • Eddy Ate Dynamite Good Bye Eddy (order of guitar strings)
  • Rhythm Helps Your Two Hips Move (“rhythm” spelling)
  • Many Very Educated Men Just Screwed Up Nature (Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune: planets in order from the Sun — the unfortunate Pluto excluded)

This is a call to all you wordsmiths out there (and backpackers trying to pass the time on Peruvian buses). Can you make a Machu Picchu mnemonic that will stand the test of time? It’s not easy, believe me — the two ‘U’s really complicate matters. Here’s my attempt (this took about three days to achieve, seriously):

  • My Aunt Clara Hates Ungulates — Pigs, Impala, Camels, Cattle — Hideous Ungulata

This is a contest of sorts. You can win the respect of your peers (possibly), cheers from the literary crowd (unlikely) and the incredible Machu Picchu Mnemonic Master badge (available in different sizes and colors to suit your website or blog). What could be better?

Write your mnemonic in the comments box below. Winners will be announced at an unspecified date in the near (perhaps distant) future — if anyone actually enters…

machu-picchu-award-mnemonic

  5 comments for “The Machu Picchu Mnemonic Contest

  1. Fred Lloyd
    June 14, 2012 at 6:45 pm

    Monkeys And Chimps Hate Underpants. Penguins In Cold Climates Hate Underwater.

    • June 26, 2012 at 8:28 am

      Haha! Finally, a mnemonic submission! And a good one, too. Thanks Fred Lloyd — you are, for now, the current leader…

    • Elias
      August 7, 2012 at 1:17 am

      Hi Lina, it is awesome. The Peruvians know how to enjoy life. They are alayws celebrating something: they dress up in many different festival outfits, and dance away in a parade. It is such a joy to be in Cuzco and then to Machu Picchu. It is a fun and relaxing trip. The best part is we alayws have a great group of people joining us from all different parts of the world.

  2. Late To The Game
    August 31, 2016 at 2:07 pm

    Most Adults Can Hike, Usually. People In Costume Can Hike, Unusually.

    • September 3, 2016 at 9:00 am

      Haha! Very late to the game, but at least you’re playing! And I think I can declare you the reigning Machu Picchu mnemonic champion. Congratulations!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *